May The 5th Be With You

The week is busy, padawan. But before we look forward, let us look back. We finished planting the saplings last week, saplings that will grow into radiant green trees! Today, on the other hand, Jedi Master Coach Dave continued our tennis training. Without Jedi Master Mike (who is replacing windows in his Jedi Temple) we had to go over mathematical training on our own. We ended our Jedi training today in a discussion on wealth distribution and overpopulation. In the future I sense we shall be doing a car wash… And middle school monologues. May the forc-… I mean, may the FIFTH be with you.


– Jordan